Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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