Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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