She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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