woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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