UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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