also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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