were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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