so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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