she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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