break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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