He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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