so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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