so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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