Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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