Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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