i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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