What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm passing your future prison.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
