no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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