dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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