Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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