so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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