Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Green mimosas i think yes
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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