i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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