Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I want her autograph on my taint
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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