I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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