I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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