so that wasnt chicken after all
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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