we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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