how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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