how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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