It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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