Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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