i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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