Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
