you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize