Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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