I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think my vagina is haunted
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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