Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
A bitchslap is in order.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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