Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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