YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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