I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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