She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
