You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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