I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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