Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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