fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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