so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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