S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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