yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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