so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
its not stalking. its research.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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