i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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