Best friends brother. Beat that.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
