Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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