I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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