where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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