sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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